masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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pizzopaps:

i’m like an npc i won’t do anything unless you interact with me

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iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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ask-thelittleheros:

Peter Q: Or sometimes we play monopoly.

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geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

(via tiicktockman)

  • Me: I want to cut my hair boy short with layers and get an under cut, dye it white, wear nothng but ripped skinny jeans and studded vests over graphic tees, and refuse to eat and sleep because im too punk rock.
  • Me: I want hair down to my ass and to wear flowercrowns and dresses, and just ooze glitter like a fucking fairy.

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

(via consultinghunterinapolicebox)

proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

(Source: kittymanada, via conductor-of-light)

tiicktockman:

FAMILY FUNCTION 2DAY IT’S TIME TO TURN UP THE GLAM

tiicktockman:

FAMILY FUNCTION 2DAY IT’S TIME TO TURN UP THE GLAM