nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via tiicktockman)

redspiderlillies:

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

but bear in mind that hair don’t lie

sure as hell he’s gonna die

(via 50shadesofpitchblack)

greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

(via detectivebones221)

(Source: broccoleafveins, via v0nvamp)

ask-nerve-ender said: How do you art? I cannot get it through my thick ass head how you art so well. (Seriously, I have a list of art idols, and you're on it.)

shade-shypervert:

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But seriously. I dunno) 

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”

(via detectivebones221)

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(via pseudodad)

cynicalslut666:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

then u ain’t doin it right

(via detectivebones221)

Tags: fUCK

abby-graceful:

"bisexuals have straight passing privilege"
did you mean bi erasure ?
having people constantly assume im straight or gay based on who im dating or how I dress isn’t a privilege. it’s degrading and ignorant.

(via conductor-of-light)