jaclcfrost:

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

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Tags: actually me

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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Tags: same

punktrolls:

Clothes don’t have a gender.

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burningbrighterstill:

on the way home after concerts with your friend like 

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sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

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Tags: preach

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

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redspiderlillies:

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

but bear in mind that hair don’t lie

sure as hell he’s gonna die

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greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

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ask-nerve-ender said: How do you art? I cannot get it through my thick ass head how you art so well. (Seriously, I have a list of art idols, and you're on it.)

shade-shypervert:

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But seriously. I dunno)