magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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Hannibal Masterpost

leonardbonesy:

Season 1

S1E1 Apéritif
S1E2 Amuse-Bouche
S1E3 Potage
S1E4 Œuf
S1E5 Coquilles
S1E6 Entrée
S1E7 Sorbet
S1E8 Fromage
S1E9 Trou Normand 
S1E10 Buffet Froid
S1E11 Rôti 
S1E12 Relevés
S1E13 Savoureux

Season 2

S2E1 Kaiseki
S2E2 Sakizuki
S2E3 Hassun
S2E4 Takiawase
S2E5 Mukozuke
S2E6 Futamon
S2E7 Yakimono
S2E8 Su-Zakana
S2E9 Shiizakana
S2E10 Naka-Choko
S2E11 Kō No Mono
S2E12 Tome-wan
S2E13 Mizumono

femifeisty:

DESTROY THE MYTH THAT TEENAGE GIRLS WHO IDENTIFY AS BISEXUAL ARE DOING IT FOR ATTENTION

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Tags: yes good

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

suethespiders:

*rides off into the sunset on your dad*

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Tags: i...

accioabaddon:

I don’t have FRIENDS

accioabaddon:

I don’t have FRIENDS

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dragonstars:

making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

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Tags: YES GOOD

"To be, …OR NAH?"

— William Shakespeare (via ora-le)

(Source: spacetiger-bonsai, via conductor-of-light)

Tags: ffUC K

zaess:

trying to write the first paragraph of a thing

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